The iPlod. Lagged.

The worst just got slower. With Mahcintush's new "Click Once, Crash Twice" wheel, experience frustration at your fingertips. Up to 12-hour boot time!* Now available in 20GB for just $3,599 and 40GB for $4,499. Mahc + PC.

About Mahcintush

Mahcintush was created by a guy who calls himself 'Gary,' working tirelessly in his mom's garage. His goal? To make the worst tech in the world and sell it at absurdly high prices. From crashes to confusion, Mahcintush brings you the future of disappointment. No one asked for this, but Gary did it anyway. Thank you, Gary.

Our Company Motto: 'Why make it good when you can make it worse?'

Some of our groundbreaking innovations:

• iPlod - iPod's less functional cousin.
• AirFumes - Smelling like circuits never looked so good.
• Mahc OSIX - The operating system that's too slow for your needs.

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